Outside, Dean leaves a brief message on Bobby's voicemail, detailing the late nonsense and demanding a callback, before climbing into that crapped-out Dodge he's still driving and motoring on off into the night.
Several days later, Sam and Becky pull into the parking lot of "Uncle Dietz's Alpen Haus Restaurant" in Pike Creek, Delaware. The sign outside the restaurant prominently welcomes Montgomery High School's Class Of 2001 for their ten-year reunion, and if you don't immediately understand that Batshit Becky's hexed and married Darling Sammy just so she can show off his remarkably broad and healthy shoulders in front of all the nasty people who used to pelt her with tampons in the locker room shower, you've probably been enjoying this season. And if you didn't immediately understand that Batshit Becky's hexed and married Darling Sammy just so she can show off his remarkably broad and healthy shoulders in front of all the nasty people who used to pelt her with tampons in the locker room shower, this stupid show makes it very, very clear for you when Batshit Becky proceeds to do just that, dragging Sam inside the restaurant so she might RSVP for that evening's reunion with some snotty Mean Girls type named "Jocelyn Caruso," whom we never see again after she registers appropriate amounts of wonder and awe at the sight of Darling Sammy's remarkably broad and healthy chest straining against his too-tight shirt. Or something like that.













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