The next thing we know, Dean's racing from the CEO's office to confront Miss Marcia on the stairs leading down to the agency's lobby, and when he darkly warns of impending bodily harm should she not confess immediately to what she pulled to get her husband that promotion, Miss Marcia sniffily threatens to summon security. With that, she blows right past him on her way to somewhere else. D'OH!
Batshit Becky's. Whammied Sammy's certain they're missing some obvious connection between the two victims thus far, but that's not important right now because what is important right now is the fact that the latest dose from Gay Guy is wearing off. And as Sam writhes about in agony thanks to his expected debilitating migraine, Becky scrambles to shoot her beloved up with another round of Gay Guy's elixir. One problem: The vial sprung a leak and oozed the remaining potion all over the lining of her purse. D'OH!
Meanwhile, back at the insurance agency, Miss Marcia positions herself beneath a very large chandelier down in the lobby, where she waits impatiently for her chauffeured car. Far above her, that ominously hoodied ratbag from the baseball stadium flicks a little telekinetic mojo at the chandelier's chain, snapping the thing to send the entire fixture crashing down towards Miss Marcia's head. Of course, at the last possible second, Dashing El Deano darts onto the scene to tackle Miss Marcia off to one side, and once she's recovered herself, Miss Marcia immediately confesses to everything. She was lunching one day with a couple of her friends, you see, when "this guy" -- hint, hint -- heard her bitching, and the next thing she knew, that Guy was making her an offer she probably should have refused. Long story short, Miss Marcia traded her eternal soul with a Sassy Crossroads Demon for her husband's promotion, and while Dean and the completely useless DJ Qualls don't understand why her "bill's coming due so fast," they quickly agree that the absolutely useless DJ Qualls will squirrel Miss Marcia away somewhere safe for the duration while Dean races over to check on Sam.













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