Now, where was I? Ah, yes: The Seduction Of Saint Sammy, already in progress. After giving Sam a little Carpe Diem speech that probably would have fit better into last week's episode, Doctor Cara leans into his ear and whispers, "I have been thinking about you all night." "Well," she amends, still right at his ear, "parts of you." "Just parts?" Sam asks, playing along surprisingly well for someone so sorely lacking in experience as he. "Uh-huh," Doctor Cara nods, moving her mouth around to his face. "Like your lips -- they're very distracting." As she strips him of his tie, she continues, "It's a problem." Heh. "So, what the hell, huh?" she asks, totally inviting him in, and the next thing you know, they're ripping off each other's shirts, and then I see Jared Padalecki's back, and it's all over for your faithful recapper, because yowza, and wow, and woof, and I'm going to go get a glass of ice water and dump it over my head because daaaaaaaaaaamn. In the meantime, you can watch as Darling Sammy nails Doctor Cara right there against the blinds in her office, so intent on the mission at hand that he fails to notice when he knocks her potted hyacinth straight into the METAL TEETH CHOMP! and no, that was not a euphemism. "Hee!"