Back at Miss Maggie's, Charisma Carpenter spikes her own fingertip with a pin and smears the blood around on a replacement photo of Perky Jennie she apparently removed from her ass while Perky Jennie was busy with her cupcakes. Charisma Carpenter then strenuously enunciates her way through a bit of Craptin I'll not be bothering to transcribe.

Meanwhile, Perky Jennie opens wide and sinks her teeth into one of her elaborately iced treats, and Raoul scooches forward on his overstuffed armchair, practically drooling in anticipation of what's to come. "EEEEEEEEEEEEE!" And fortunately, what follows does not disappoint the dear, dizzy lizard in the least. Perky Jennie draws the cupcake away from her mouth to reveal an ominous spot of blood already staining her lower lip, and as she obliviously chews and chews and chews some more, she feels a sudden warm gush of blood coursing down her forearm. "EEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Stunned, Perky Jennie stops chewing long enough to stare at the half-eaten cupcake in her hand, and wouldn't you know it? There's a mangled and gnawed-on yet still-beating heart in the center of the thing! "GOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!" Perky Jennie's shrieks of abject horror would be mightily impressive, I'm sure, were it not for the fact that she chooses this very moment to start gagging on all the blood now welling up in her throat. "EEEEEEEEEEEEE!" And as she doubles over her sink to hurl crimson streams of grue down the drain, Our Intrepid Heroes burst through Perky Jennie's door to begin a frantic search for the ancient Wallachian death ducat Miss Maggie's certain to have hidden somewhere in the apartment. Fortuitously enough, Dapper Sam almost immediately finds the thing on top of the cupboards and, lacking any better option at the moment, he whips out Dean's trusty pearl-handled automatic to blast the coin full of holes. Perky Jennie immediately stops with the choking, and the three gape and goggle at each other until they fall as one into this evening's first proper METAL TEETH CHOMP!

Chez Perk. Aftermath. Mr. Stark's shell-shocked assistant reclines on her sofa and dazedly realizes, "There were tiny, beating hearts in my cupcakes!" "EEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Jennie briefly becomes hysterical, and Dean tiredly wonders if this means he's got to slap her around some. Sam sagely counsels patience, and Jennie eventually calms down enough for Our Intrepid Heroes to conduct a proper interview. Long story short, Jennie vehemently denies having had an affair with her boss, and Sam and Dean urge her to flee town until things blow over with Miss Maggie.