The NOW! vanishes forward into a blackness that is actually a nun's veil, as we discover once the lady in question has stepped forward from the camera's lens. Sister Mary Fucking Poppins of the Los Angeles house of The Sisters Of Perpetual Indulgence was kind enough to inform those of us on the boards that this particular nun appears to be a member of The Community Of The Sisters Of Charity Of Providence, but that's too much to type, so I'll be calling her Sister Screaming Mimi for what I assume will become obvious reasons in a few seconds. So, Sister Screaming Mimi practically floats up the dimly lit main aisle of a charming little wood-frame church and begins placing missals in the backs of the pews near the altar when a sudden, unearthly breeze flutters through the nave behind her, guttering more than a few of the carefully lit votives in the extreme foreground of the shot. Sister Screaming hastily places the last of her missals and spins to investigate, only to startle herself into a tizzy when she nearly slams right into this parish's priest, who evidently tiptoed up behind to scare her because he has nothing better to do with his time. In any event, Father Sneaky passes her one last missal before smilingly offering to escort her to her car. As they pass back down the aisle towards the doors, however, a voice calls out from the choir loft above. "Father?" the interloper begins. Father Sneaky looks up and, immediately recognizing the gentleman now leaning over the rail, calls out, "Andy?" Andy's looking more than a little chemically altered, here, if you know what I mean, and he hoists his little meth-head eyebrows into the air to assert, "God's not with us, not anymore!" Father Sneaky begs to differ, of course, but Crackedy Andy's not listening. "He can't help us!" Crackedy Andy exclaims. "And if He can, He won't!" "Oh that dear sweet little Jesus person, positively dangling from the cross!" Raoul The Big Gay Supernatural Dragon shrieks, pressing a weary paw against his forehead. "Not another hour-long rumination on The Nature Of Faith masquerading as an episode! We just did that in February!" Calm down, dude. You don't know that's where they're going with this. "Then have I gone blind?!" Raoul shrieks, not having it. "Is not this episode entitled 'Sin City'?! Of course that's where they're going with this!" Oh, how I hate it when you're probably right, my scaly friend. Well, some of the time, anyway. Shall we soldier on anyway? "If we must!" Raoul sighs, already dreading the boredom to come. "Just don't expect me to be happy about it!"
Episode Report CardDemian: C | 983 USERS: B-
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