Supernatural

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Drunken Bee: B | 748 USERS: C+
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Eerie high-pitched warbling takes us to an interior shot of an apartment, where Fancypants Husband/Boyfriend of the Ass-Thumping Lady walks through the front door. His business trip was canceled at the last minute, he says to the silent apartment. When Ass-Thumper doesn't respond, he starts calling her name. He notices a smeared bloody handprint on the wall and rushes into the next room where he finds Ass-Thumper gagged, tied to a chair, and all bloody. He pulls the gag out of her mouth and starts untying her, but she cries out, "Please don't hurt me anymore!" The sound of glass shattering, and Fancypants staggers backward and back out into the Calvin Klein modern gray hallway of his Calvin Klein modern apartment. He tiptoes slowly through the apartment only to come face-to-face with...himself! Holding a baseball bat! Timmy MS Paints Fancypants2's eyes as they flash at Fancypants, just before Fancypants2 hauls off and swings the bat at Fancypants's head. Metal Teeth Chomp.

Commercials. Grey early morning light. The Metallicar chugs into the frame. The boys get out and Dean asks, coffee in hand, why exactly they had to get there at 5:30 in the morning. Is that? Could that be? Setting/storyline continuity? Well, kick me in the pants and call me shitcan! Sam exposits that the video never shows Zach Guzman leaving the apartment, so this double they're looking for must have left out the back. The police wouldn't have looked for this trail, Dean realizes, because they think the killer (Zach Guzman) never left the apartment. Why wouldn't have all this hypothesizing happened BEFORE they got to the crime scene? Was Dean just along for the slackjawed ride or something? Sam pokes around the dumpster while Dean leans against the car, griping about the early hour. Sam basically glances to his right and sees about three gallons of blood smeared on a telephone pole. And just when you thought investigation couldn't get easier, an ambulance comes screeching down the back alley. I half expect the boys to hop onto the back for a ride to the next crime scene that will inevitably crack open this case for them.

Supernatural

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