Supernatural
Survival Of The Fittest

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Demian: C- | 11 USERS: B
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They Should Have Cancelled The Hardy Boys Years Ago

Meanwhile, back in the grand Leviathan meeting, we finally find out why they decided to waste so much precious season finale time on Little Listless Blondie over there. Or, rather, we will finally find out why they decided to waste so much precious season finale time on Little Listless Blondie over there after we...

...duck outside to watch as Dashing El Deano steers this week's crapped-out piece of automotive trash over to the curb on the far outskirts of SucroCorp's tackily-appointed worldwide headquarters. Super-Smart Sammy whips open his trusty laptop to hack into the building's full suite of security cameras -- and no, don't bother trying to tell me that someone else hacked into the building's full suite of security cameras for him, because I'm not listening to you, so there -- and, much to Our Intrepid Heroes' horror and dismay, they find the interior of SucroCorp's tackily-appointed worldwide headquarters positively crawling with Richard Roman clones. D'OH! "Son of a bitch!" Dashing El Deano spits.

Meanwhile, back in the grand Leviathan meeting, we finally find out why they decided to waste so much precious season finale time on Little Listless Blondie over there. Little Listless Blondie, you see, represents that particular breed of hateful humans who never pork up no matter how much deep-fried grease they shovel into their mouths, and Richard Roman proceeds to announce plans for a new food additive that will specifically target said particular breed in order to remove them from the population permanently. No, I don't know why the supposedly insatiable Leviathans don't just eat all the skinny people first, so don't ask. Richard Roman proceeds to inject Little Listless Blondie with a syringe full of this new additive, and Little Listless Blondie obliges us all by keeling over dead. Richard Roman takes a moment to gloat, and then it's back down to...

...this week's crapped-out piece of automotive trash, where Our Intrepid Heroes fume and fret about all the goddamned clones until Eagle-Eyed Sammy spots a suspicious pickup truck pulling up to SucroCorp's main entrance. He yanks a pair of binoculars out of his remarkably healthy ass to focus in on the pickup's occupant, and is mightily surprised to recognize the maid from last week's hotel. Darling Sammy quickly puts dumb plus stupid together to realize that Dead Bobby's possessing the poor, hapless gal, and he immediately hops out of this week's crapped-out piece of automotive trash to chase after her, leaving Dashing El Deano all by his lonesome to scream and shout about how ridiculous this latest turn of events has become until he vanishes into this evening's second METAL TEETH CHOMP!, and I feel your pain, Dashing El Deano. I feel your pain.

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