So, that's that, and with that, Darling Sammy regains control of his body long enough to slide the interlocking Horsemen's rings from his jeans pocket, toss them onto the grass, and commence with the portal-opening Latination, all while a thoroughly battered and broken El Deano watches from a barely conscious daze in the dirt at Metallicar's side. Soon enough, the rings rip downwards through the ground, opening a hole that swallows several of the surrounding graves while triggering a massive, sucking whirlwind that burrows itself deep into the earth. At the last instant, though, Michael-In-Adam reappears to scream something unimportant and dull about Destiny, and the two tangle at the edge of the pit for a moment before Sam drags the aggravating archangel straight down into the crappiest CGI effect I've ever seen in my life, and I watched all eight seasons of Charmed, for Christ's sake. Once they're gone, the hole seals itself back up, leaving The Horsemen's rings shimmering in the grass. And then Frankendean -- seriously, that's how mangled his face it, post-beatdown -- wallows in his solitary pain and misery for a moment before vanishing into this season's last METAL TEETH CHOMP!
Episode Report CardDemian: C- | 2826 USERS: B-
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