Holy crap, am I glad that's over with. "Flagon?!" But of course, friend of friends, and have you anything to add at this juncture? "I do not! Do you!?" Well, I must admit this episode made me feel the teensiest bit nostalgic for the long-ago days when this show was shiny and new, and it was all about pretty boys with guns shooting monsters in the face with rock salt. "And?!" Well, you know: And chick-flick moments were verboten, and you could take your touchy-feely self-help yoga crap and cram it up your stupid ass. Bitch. "And now!?" God, why are you asking me so many questions? I just want to have a cocktail! "Answer, please!" And now I just want to end this recap and enjoy my booze -- happy summer hiatus, everyone! "Kisses! Delirious summer hiatus kisses to all of my pretties!"
Demian still thinks you should get out more. Raoul still agrees. "It's summer, my lovelies! Revel! Revel in the sunshine!" You may reach the former at firstname.lastname@example.org. The latter is an imaginary gay dragon no longer under house arrest on the Internet. "I'll see you at the beach! Whee!"
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