Monument Mountain Regional High. Sam-In-A-Geek attempts to beat a surreptitious retreat from the school grounds, only to be caught by Kitty Romano and The Gay, who shoot him in the neck with a tranquilizer dart. D'OH!

Tacky-Looking Cocktail Lounge From The Top Of The Hour. Dumbass El Deano and Imitation Of Sam bond over boilermakers and bacon double cheeseburgers (topped off with fried eggs, no less) because DUMBASS EL DEANO IS DUMB, AND THIS SHOW BLOWS, AND I WANT TO DIE, and then Imitation Of Sam meets Klassy Krystal, and they leave so he might bang her in her boudoir in the most inept fashion possible, after which Klassy Krystal will suffer a grotesque and horrifying death, because sex with Sam is always and forever 100% fatal, regardless of whom is actually in control of his mighty appendage of annihilation.

Meanwhile, Kitty Romano and The Gay have lashed Sam-In-A-Geek to a chair deep within the murky semi-finished basement of Homo Hacienda, mainly because Mr. and Mrs. Gay are out of town on a vacation, or something like that. In any event, Kitty and The Gay ignore the manly bellowing of their comprehensively restrained temporary houseguest in favor of ringing Imitation Of Sam for further instructions. Unfortunately, they catch Imitation Of Sam just as the latter's about to slaughter Klassy Krystal with his recently purloined Appendage Of Annihilation, so the conversation must be brief. Long story short, Imitation Of Sam, Kitty, and The Gay are all part of this super-secret plot to off Dumbass El Deano, which Imitation Of Sam should have done hours ago. Imitation Of Sam promises he won't let them down and hangs up just as Klassy Krystal emerges from the bathroom in full PVC dominatrix gear, and I'm so embarrassed for this poor actress at this moment that I'm almost loath to note she looks like an audition-round reject from RuPaul's Drag Race. Almost.