...The Patriot Burger Diner, where Sam and Dean have chosen to repair for some much-needed sustenance and research, and D'OH! Their server just happens to be none other than The Pimply-Faced Geek From 7th Heaven! DUN! Dimwitted El Deano foolishly ignores The Pimply-Faced Geek's suspiciously piercing gaze as he retrieves his delicious-sounding Bacon Burger Turbo with Large Chili Cheese Fries from the diner counter and instead returns to Our Intrepid Heroes' table, where there follows a briefly amusing moment in which Darling Sammy diligently mixes dressing into his boringly nutritious Health Quake Salad Shake before the boys chit-chat about Donna's seemingly idyllic home life, which for some stupid reason results in Dean ruminating about the virtues of domesticity, or some such bullshit, until Sam cuts through the crap with a few relevant bits of information he's managed to magically extract from The Wide Wide World Of Web in the last three seconds: Donna's house is actually hundreds of years old, and it's been connected to an unconfirmed legend regarding its first occupant -- a certain "Isaiah Pickett" -- who, in the 1720s, strung up an accused witch named Maggie Briggs in his backyard. They quickly determine this "angry ghost witch" is their most likely poltergeist suspect and plan to split up for further investigation, but that's not important right now because what is important right now is that The Pimply-Faced Geek From 7th Heaven is directing some serious Manson Lamps in Darling Sammy's direction. DUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Episode Report CardDemian: D- | 1878 USERS: B-
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