GOD! ANYWAY, Sam-In-A-Geek wanders out into the street, where he's met by a conveniently appearing member of The Berkshire County Sheriff's Department, who addresses Sam-In-A-Geek as "Mr. Gary Frankel" before offering Sam-In-A-Geek a ride home, as Sam-In-A-Geek's "family's been worried sick" about him. Sam-In-A-Geek, still not getting it, makes as if to protest, but eventually crawls into the back of the prowler, and the next thing we know, they've arrived at this Gary Frankel person's apparent home, and this Gary Frankel person's apparent parents come spilling out onto the front lawn to assault Sam-In-A-Geek with numerous hugs and questions regarding his recent whereabouts, and we've hereby reached the second of many, many, MANY glaring errors and missteps in the execution of this evening's central body-swap plotline: Colton James is approximately eleven and a half feet shorter than Jared Padalecki, which means that Mr. and Mrs. Frankel, when addressing their supposed son in this scene, should be looking in the general direction of Jared Padalecki's knees, because that's where Colton James's eyes would be were he and Jared Padalecki standing next to each other. Instead, Mr. and Mrs. Frankel -- not to mention The Pimply-Faced Geek's friends later in the episode -- have thrown back their heads in a futile attempt to look Jared Padalecki in the eye, which means they're actually, within the world of the show, addressing a point in space approximately eleven and a half feet above where their son's head would normally be, which, I should note, MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE WHATSOEVER and I HAVE NEVER HATED MY LIFE MORE THAN I HAVE AT THIS MOMENT and THIS SHOW BLOWS and I WANT TO DIE and AAUAUAUAUAUUAUUAAAAAAAUAUUUUUUUGH. "Don't make me come out there!" SHUT UP, RAOUL!
Episode Report CardDemian: D- | 1879 USERS: B-
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