Supernatural

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Demian: B- | 2448 USERS: B+
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The Hardy Boys Are Still Not Having Sex With Each Other!

Yep, as Sam breathes heavily through his flared nostrils at this particularly vivid bit of Chuck's news, he notes the presence of a certain Raoul-pleasing foreign object in Chuck's hair. Chuck sweeps his filthy fingers through his matted mop in the general area indicated by Our Intrepid Hero and, grimacing, pulls them away from his head to examine the... "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!" Oh, and it's quite a pleasantly gruesome bit of gore at that, my impressively fanged companion. "Indeed!" "Is that a molar?" Chuck gags, twirling the bloody tooth around in his hand. "Do I have a molar in my hair?" Chuck freaks, pushing the thing towards Dean's prissily wrinkled nose. Hee! "This has been a really stressful day," Chuck sighs, flailing around in misery while Dean mutters dark imprecations under his breath, but it's not long before a burst of angelic susurration skitters around in Chuck's brain, leading The Prophet to groan, "Oh, crap!" And barely has the groan escaped The Prophet's lips when Zachariah's ridiculously jovial, "Thought I'd find you here!" hits the soundtrack from somewhere just off camera, and Dean spins around to find his heavenly nemesis loitering near the kitchen sink, flanked by two meatheaded -- yet angelic! -- goons in ill-fitting Secret Service suits. "Playtime's over, Dean!" Zachariah continues, that disconcertingly broad smile of his plastered across his smarmy face. "Time to come with us!" The Stumpy Little Bow-Legged Lamb Of God shoots fiery death from his eyes in Zachariah's general direction while standing his ground and glowering, "You just keep your distance, asshat." Heh. Also: Mrow. I think I've missed the tiny little ball of righteous, pissed-off, take-charge animosity Dashing El Deano's so frequently been in what seems like the distant past. "You are not alone!" Raoul concurs agreeably. "That charming little fellow is quite fetching when he's aroused, wouldn't you agree?!" Raoul, you know I love you more than my luggage, but you're being far too saucy and risqué for an episode this early in the season. "WHAT!?" Raoul shrieks, his apparent dignity apparently affronted. "ME?!" Oh, knock it off with the innocent crap. You know what you just said. "Hee!"

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