ANY-way, as Dean slowly draws a stake of his own from his inside jacket pocket, the janitor conjures a Weekly World News-inspired burlap-masked chainsaw-wielding mass murderer who now threatens Darling Sammy. The Barry White dies on the soundtrack as the boys plus Bobby swing into action, and to be frank with you, I've had it with this episode, so if you want a play-by-play of the battle that follows, you'll have to look elsewhere. Long story short, the burlap-masked chainsaw-wielding mass murderer makes quick work of the stakes Sam and Bobby attempt to use against it while Dean gets his tantalizing ass handed to him by the janitor's imaginary bimbo stripper whores, and Jesus. Neither of the janitor's imaginary bimbo stripper whores knows how to land a stage punch, now do they? I suppose I was meant to be looking elsewhere during that bit of the combat sequence. Ooops. Finally, Dean manages to snatch up his dropped stake and rams it into the janitor's chest. In a pair of nicely done effects shots, both the burlap-masked chainsaw-wielding mass murderer and the janitor's imaginary bimbo stripper whores dematerialize -- the latter two with near-orgasmic gasps -- as the janitor himself falls backwards into the final METAL TEETH CHOMP!, dead.

Auditorium. Aftermath. Interestingly enough, the janitor's imaginary bimbo stripper whore stage set remains in place. Less interestingly, it was at this very instant I realized that the Trickster sent his own body double into the auditorium to confront Our Intrepid Heroes, so that entire action sequence we just sat through was nothing more than yet another massive waste of time in an evening that's been full of them. The somewhat battered boys plus the entirely uninjured Bobby -- because Bobby is awesome like that -- regroup over the Trickster's imaginary non-rapidly-cooling not-corpse to make with the quippy remarks before fleeing the building. Outside, Sam attempts to thank Bobby for his invaluable assistance, but Bobby cuts him off with, "Save it -- let's get the hell out of Dodge before someone finds that body." The three trundle down the main stairs to the waiting Impala, and just as they're about to embark, Sam again grinds their escape to a halt in order to apologize to Dean for his recent transgressions. Dean gazes into Emo Action Sammy's Super-Special Puppy-Dog Eyes Of Regretful Sincerity for a moment before nodding his head around all, "Me, too." Just then, an aggravated Bobby pops back out from the back seat to eyebrow, "You guys are breaking my heart -- could we please just leave?" Hee. Sam and Dean exchange dizzy "That's Our Bobby!" grins and slide into the front seat. Metallicar grumbles off out of the frame as the camera lingers to pan in on Crawford Hall's front doors.