Crackle, Crackle THEN! Our Intrepid Heroes are, from time to time, rampant, raging douchebags towards one another. Examples of this include El Deano's "greasy pork chop sandwich" remark while Darling Sammy was full in the throes of a monster hangover during "Playthings," the spoon thing from "Hell House," the preset car radio thing from "Hell House," the Krazy-Glued beer thing from "Hell House," and numerous occasions wherein Dean was a frigging jerk who smelled like a toilet and needed to shut up, and Sam was a bitch-assed chicken of a wuss who needed to grow a pair. They're adorable. "And such good company on long car trips!" Raoul The Big Gay Supernatural Dragon remarks.
Crackle, Crackle NOW! A middle-aged gentleman, bundled up against the nighttime chill in what appear to be fairly expensive clothes, hikes up a set of stairs and across a narrow street towards a university building of some sort. Just as he reaches the hall's front steps, he notices a youthfully petite brunette clad in nothing more than a gauzy white dress, hiking a pump up onto a crusty snow bank to adjust one of her straps. If the middle-aged gentleman's taken aback at her life-threatening lack of clothing on what is obviously a bitterly cold evening, he gives no sign of it as continues on his way with nary a pause in his step. His eyes, however, are now locked on her derriere, so we know he's One Of Those. The camera follows his leering eyes as they take in the brunette's bare and shapely gam for a bit before jumping back over to his face as he stops midway up the steps to open, "Excuse me, are you lost?" The brunette whips her luxuriant mop of ringlets around as she straightens up to smile at him, and playfully chirps, "No!" "I've been waiting for you, Professor," she continues as she plants both of her pumps on the frigid sidewalk and turns to face him with her hands behind her back -- the better to thrust forward those perky bazooms of hers. The professor immediately assumes she's one of his students there to ask a favor, and curtly reminds her that his office hours are Tuesday and Thursday before turning his back on her to continue up the stairs. "Really?" she almost whimpers, playing up the innocent little coed thing. "I was hoping I could see you now." "Um," the lecherous professor hesitates before suavely grinning, "Well, since you asked so nicely, come in!" The pert brunette grins back at him broadly and sashays over so she might saunter up the remaining steps at his side. You can practically hear the lecherous middle-aged professor congratulating himself for finally making the leap over to Cialis. "Oh, dear GOD!" Raoul sighs, placing a weary paw upon his forehead. "When will these lecherous heterosexual gentlemen learn that one should not make passes at winsome, waifish women wearing white?" Well, to be fair to the guy, Raoul, this winsome waif's not buzzing and blinking on and off like that goddamned chick from The Ring, so how is he to know any better? "By the fact that her breath isn't steaming into the icy night air the way his own is, perhaps? Hmmm? HMMMM?!" Oh, Raoul. Like he was looking at her face.