Supernatural
Supernatural

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Hardy Boys Only Pawn In Game Of Life

Cue the angels. Elsewhere on the lot, an unearthly breeze ruffles the curtains hanging in an unused motel room set, and a shimmering red sigil materializes on the candy-glass windowpanes until...WHAMMO! That Virgil piece from the top of the hour comes crashing through to land in a Terminator crouch on the soundstage concrete, and he lifts his head just in time to glower directly into the METAL TEETH CHOMP!

Soundstage. As a couple of stuntmen rehearse a fistfight over by the green screen, Our Intrepid Pinheads amble past, with Dean griping, "Maybe we can't get out of Earth Number Two right now, but the least we can do is get the hell out of the Canadian part of it -- if I hear one more conversation about hockey, I'm gonna puke." And I'm sure our polite friends to the north love you right back, you unbearable dicksmack. The boys enter a sewer set that's positively labyrinthine in its complexity, and they momentarily lose their way until Dean figures out which path to take. Unfortunately, Dean's chosen path leads him smack up against Virgil, who looms over Our Suddenly Imperiled Nitwit to sneer, "You think you can run?" Virgil stretches out a hand and makes to zap Dumbass El Deano with a little soul-searing angelic mojo, and he seems quite confused when that hand of his doesn't work. "Sorry, dude," Dean smirks. "No magic in the house!" Sam jeers. "Which makes you nothing more than a dick!" Dean snarls, and I could interject at this point that it takes one to know one, Dean, but that would probably be stating the obvious. In any event, the boys take this opportunity to absolutely whale on the disempowered angel, and the loud thwacking noises that ensue quickly draw the attention of various bystanders, most important among them the show's stunt coordinator, who rushes over with a couple of especially virile extras to break it all up. "You don't understand!" Sam screams as the especially virile extras restrain him, thereby allowing sneaky Virgil a chance to slip his hand inside Sam's jacket pocket and swipe Belthazor's key. D'OH! Virgil takes off down the sewer set's gangway, and the next thing we know...

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