Supernatural
Supernatural

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Demian: D | 1014 USERS: B-
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It's Like The Hardy Boys Aren't Even Trying Anymore

FLASHBACK! Teen Amy's Dead Mother is still dead. You know, in case you were wondering. "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!" And I can see that you were not. Anyway, Wee Sam promises to take care of the corpse as long as Teen Amy blows town on the next bus. "Come with me!" Teen Amy pleads, because she is a teenager, and because all teenagers are stupid. "We don't have to be alone!" she continues. "We can be freaks together!" Ooops. Did I skip that whole conversation they had where she was like, "Freaks are, like, the coolest people EVAH!!!!!!!11!!1!" and he was all, "Totally!!!!!111!!1!!!" and then they made googly eyes at each other again for about ten thousand years? Sorry. In any event, Wee Sam shoots her down as we all know he must and Teen Amy gets teary and charges past him as we find ourselves bitch-slapped back into the...

...present, where Dean attempts at commiseration and fails, and the two blather about The Uncertain State Of Poor Darling Sammy's Fragile Little Mind -- again, SOME MORE -- and Sam snivels, "I'm a freeeeeak!" over and over and over again, and it's all very Season Two -- and Season Three, and Season Four, and Season Five, and Season Six, and OH MY GOD, can't these two ASSHOLES come up with something NEW to talk about after ALL THESE GODDAMNED YEARS? -- and then it's over, and we drop into this evening's final commercial break most dreadfully CHOMP!-less.

The next day, Sam emerges from the local Biggerson's with breakfast-in-a-bag while Dean loudly finishes up a call he's supposedly having with Bobby. And once he's done, he announces they'll be spending the night in Spokane, and kindly flips the Impala's keys over to Sam so the latter might drive.

Eventually, they end up at The Spokane Swan Motel. Dean sends Sam off to check them in for the evening and slides himself into the driver's seat so he can motor on over to the nearest pharmacy to get a refill on his painkillers, which is clearly a vicious LIE, because Dean obviously doesn't need painkillers, because: What shattered tibia? Stupid show. And as Sam disappears into the motel's office...

Supernatural

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