Supernatural
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...The Chicago Executive Airport, where we see what actually happened when the Leviathanically-enhanced assistant arrived to retrieve Richard Roman's mysterious package. Long story short, Our Idiot Morons posed as baggage handlers in order to surreptitiously switch suitcases on the guy, but before we get a chance to see what's inside the one they ended up with, we must first hop back over to...

...Richard Roman Enterprises, to pick up immediately where we left off just before the last CHOMP!-less commercial break and I am beyond sick of this bullshit tonight, so let's start wrapping this crap up fast, okay? Excellent. Richard Roman asks Adorkably Quirky Super-Hacker™ Felicia Day® to show him what she's found. Adorkably Quirky Super-Hacker™ Felicia Day® gapes. Next!

Chicago Executive Airport. Our Idiot Morons retreat to this week's crapped-out piece of automotive trash, where they crack open the mysterious suitcase to find a clay tablet. "Did we just steal a chunk of dirt?" Dimwit Sammy more or less asks. "That's a good question," The Idiot Moron Who Is Now Dead To Me replies. "Why don't we answer that a few thousand miles away from here, though?" Excellent idea, Person I Refuse To Acknowledge By Name, but unfortunately, we must first haul ourselves back over to...

...the fourth floor of Richard Roman Enterprises, where Richard Roman himself is just now asking Adorkably Quirky Super-Hacker™ Felicia Day® to search for the Winchesters on Probably-Dead Frank's entirely unnecessary and now-blank hard drive. Of course, she finds nothing, but we pause so Richard Roman might once again praise Adorkably Quirky Super-Hacker™ Felicia Day®'s Super-Unique Superhuman Sparkle™, anyway, after which we...

...get a replay of the scene with the borax bomb. This time around, Richard Roman waits for the explosion to render his Leviathanically-enhanced underling unconscious on the floor, after which he steps his mildly-injured and rapidly-healing self over to the phone to order a complete lockdown of the building, trapping Adorkably Quirky Super-Hacker™ Felicia Day® in the lobby. DUN! And we enter this evening's third CHOMP!-less commercial break hoping against hope that Adorkably Quirky Super-Hacker™ Felicia Day® gets her annoying alterna-ass handed to her when we return, even though we already know that's never, ever going to happen, because Adorkably Quirky Super-Hacker™ Felicia Day®'s Super-Unique Superhuman Sparkle™ will always -- always -- save her in the end.

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