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Demian: C | 10 USERS: A
Stop The Hardy Boys -- I Want To Get Off

Deep within the lush coastal rainforests of southeastern South Dakota, Bobby's ensnared a demonically enhanced fellow hunter named "Red" in the Emporium study, and we enter the scene to find him interrogating his temporary houseguest with Darling Sammy at his side. Because this is apparently Castiel's night to bore me to death, however, I'll be keeping this brief. Long story short, Crowley's apparently taken to having his minions possess actual hunters, the better to continue receiving fresh supplies of Mother's various spawn. Red, however, refuses to divulge his boss's current coordinates, so Bobby jams The Knife That Can Kill Anything Except When It Usually Can't into the demonically enhanced hunter's leg and retires to the kitchen for a confab with Sam and the just-arriving Dean. The topic of conversation is, of course, My Sweet Baboo and his LYING ways, and we learn that Dean's earlier story about Sam tracking down a frigging genie was merely a fabrication to keep Castiel from discovering that they are, in fact, tracking down Castiel's new demonic friend. How unfortunate for them, then, that My Sweet Baboo's cloaked himself to flutter in entirely unnoticed and eavesdrop. D'OH! "He's our friend," Dean reminds Bobby and Sam. "So he burned the wrong bones!" Dean continues, making excuses for his otherworldly paramour. "So Crowley tricked him!" "He's an angel!" Bobby hisses, not buying it. "He is the Balki Bartokomus of Heaven!" Dean cries. "He can make a mistake!" The three natter on in this manner for a very long while until Bobby finally blurts that they could be dealing with "a Superman who's gone dark side." "Which means," he heatedly adds, "we've got to be cautious, we've got to be smart, and maybe stock up on some Kryptonite!"

"So," Castiel's Voiceover pointlessly narrates as Bobby goes back to torturing his demonically enhanced temporary houseguest, "they already suspected." "And the worst part," Castiel's Voiceover realizes, "was Dean, trying so hard to be loyal." There follows a lingering shot of Dean, clenching his manly jaw in deeply felt angst, apparently trying rilly rilly hard to be loyal, and WOULD SOMETHING HAPPEN ALREADY? JESUS! "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!" Go to hell, Raoul. ANY-way, Bobby finally -- finally! -- gets his demonically enhanced temporary houseguest to admit that he's been dealing with Crowley's "dispatcher," a demon named "Ellsworth," whom Castiel's Voiceover describes as "a demon counterpart to Bobby Singer" as the scene shifts over to...

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