In any event, and long story short, something about Dean's demeanor puts her on guard, so before she answers any further questions, Sera Siege races them through a series of trivia questions pulled from the novels, including Metallicar's make and model, the significance of May 2nd, Sam's score on the LSAT -- this one leads to a very amusing moment wherein Actual Sam just barely manages to pull the correct answer out of his remarkably healthy ass -- and Dean's favorite song. Unfortunately, when they ask for Carver Edlund's real name, Sera Siege flat-out balks, claiming the author's "like Salinger," so Darling Sammy unleashes The Super-Special Puppy-Dog Eyes Of Pleading And Doom. Which don't work. HA! Left with no other choice, the boys claim they're such huge fans of the series, they even got themselves a pair of "Jus In Bello" tattoos, which they proceed to display to the publisher in the exact same way they displayed them in that episode, so Sera Siege has little choice but to giggle, rise from her chair to display the "Jus In Bello" tattoo she got on her ass, and pass them the author's real name and address: "His name's Chuck Shurley, and he's a genius, so don't piss him off." Hee. To all of it. "I disagree!" shrieks Raoul, yet another appalled paw clutched against his chest. "What sort of cheap, dime-store floozy displays her brazenly bared buttocks to complete strangers?!" You're just jealous, Raoul. "Hee! Correct! You have once again caught me tangoing with the green-eyed monster, you delightful little man!" So...you're good, then? "Excellent, even! [Slurp!]" And there's...there's nothing you'd like to add? "Whatever for!?" Um. Okay. I'll just keep on going with the recap, then? "Oh, that would be lovely!" Uh. Okay, then.