Supernatural

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Demian: C- | 2011 USERS: B-
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Back in the present, Our Intrepid Heroes have boarded their intrepid Impala and are speeding off through the rain in pursuit of Jimmy's Greyhound until...Pete Campbell's secretary materializes in the back seat! Anna's unannounced arrival so throws Dashing El Deano that he nearly swerves Metallicar straight off the road, but he manages to pull everything together and snap, "You ever think of calling ahead?" at his new passenger. "I like the element of surprise," Anna shrugs by way of response, so Dashing El Deano leers at her. No, seriously. No. Seriously. They're in the middle of an apocalyptic crisis chasing after the escaped Vessel of the only angel who's ever been of any real use to them in the situation throughout the season, and after this one, here, nearly causes the destruction of Dashing El Deano's most dearly beloved earthly possession, Dashing El Deano leers at her. Shut up, Supernatural. GAH!

In any event, after the nonsense and fuckery described above, Anna and her limp, scraggly, overprocessed hair lean forward towards the front seat to chide, "You let Jimmy get away?" Dean tosses his brother a supremely aggravated side-eye at this and instructs Anna to "talk to Ginormo, here." You left off the "-tron," Dean, but we'll be counting that as a shout-out anyway. Thanks! Anna focuses her attention on The Ginormotron for the first time since she arrived, and immediately notices, "You seem...different." Crazy Sammy's all, "Uh, haircut?" but Anna's not having it, and stares him down until he squirms and darts his crazy eyes around tries to joke about it and squirms some more before finally hiding his face from her, ashamed, because...oh, who gives a shit? They just had to go and fuck everything up with this excruciatingly literal addiction crap, didn't they? DIDN'T THEY? "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! They did! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!" Stupid show. ANY-way, Anna and her deeply distressing hair-don't at very long last prove themselves useful by revealing Castiel was "dragged back" up to Heaven because he "must have seriously pissed someone off" at some point in the last few episodes -- likely the moment he unleashed the deliriously devious side of his personality during "The Monster At The End Of This Book" -- and now they're all fucked. Well, basically, because whatever Castiel wanted to tell Dean had to have been "huge," according to Anna's gross hair, and now that Our Intrepid Idiots have lost Castiel's Vessel, they're likely never to receive Castiel's revelation, because Jimmy's probably dead already, or something like that. Got it? Good, because I can't handle Anna's split ends anymore, so let's jump ahead to join...

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