This Week's Motel Room, and LESS TALKING, MORE SHOOTING. Drunky El Deano doesn't listen to me because Drunky El Deano never listens to me, so let's head back over to...

...This Week's Nameless University, where Darling Sammy powers through the darkened hallways until he runs smack into...Amazon Charlene! DUN! Amazon Charlene grabs Our Imperiled Hero by one of his exceptionally healthy arms, allows the skin around her eyes to flush blood-red for an instant, then flips Darling Sammy down a short flight of stairs, where he ends up nearly smacking his way through a set of swinging doors. And with Darling Sammy now lying apparently unconscious on the floor, Amazon Charlene lets a very large bronze knife drop into her hand from the sleeve of her jacket. Dun-dun-DUN! Unfortunately for Amazon Charlene, though, Darling Sammy's just faking his little swoon, there, and before she takes a single step towards him, he flips around to plug her full of holes with his magically-appearing automatic. Amazon Charlene instantly keels over, dead, with that very large bronze knife of hers clattering loudly against the tiles, but naturally, there's a problem: Darling Sammy's phone has been smashed to bits. D'OH!

KILL HER. STOP TALKING AND KILL HER. Drunky El Deano continues obstinately to ignore me until Teen Emma lets a very large bronze knife drop into her hand from the sleeve of her jacket, at which point he finally -- finally -- cocks his trusty pearl-handled automatic and points it at her head.

Meanwhile, Action Sammy violates a variety of different traffic rules whilst speeding back to This Week's Motel Room.

OH MY GOD STOP TALKING AND KILL HER ALREADY!

Meanwhile, Action Sammy violates a variety of different traffic rules whilst speeding back to This Week's Motel Room.

FUCKING KILL HER ALREADY, YOU MORON!

Meanwhile, Action Sammy violates a variety of different traffic rules whilst speeding back to...oh, wait a minute -- he's already there. Action Sammy hops out of this week's crapped-out piece of automotive trash and bounds up the motel stairs to his room.