Some lengthy period of time later, Present Dean wakes up face down in a ditch to the sounds of a firefight on the nonexistent sanitarium's second floor. Present Dean frantically jogs around to the garden at the building's rear, and arrives along with an ominous clap of thunder overhead just in time to watch a white-clad Lucifer stepping on Zachariah's version of Future Dean's throat in order to snap his neck, thereby echoing certain bits of Marian iconography which feature a white-clad Mary stepping on serpentine Satan's throat in order to snap his neck, and oh, show. Oh, clever, clever show. Garish bursts of lightning crash overhead once Zachariah's version of Future Dean is dead, and Jesus Christ, but Zachariah's a frigging drama queen. And once the deed is done, Lucifer -- wearing Darling Sammy as a prom dress, over which he's layered a deeply heinous white polyester televangelist leisure suit with matching grandpa loafers -- turns to smile, "Oh! Hello, Dean." Lucifer flares his unusually large Darling Sammy-brand nostrils all the way out to the METAL TEETH CHOMP! and we enter the episode's third commercial break cursing Jared Padalecki's supernatural ability to make white polyester televangelist leisure suits with matching grandpa loafers look hot.
Episode Report CardDemian: A- | 2015 USERS: B+
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