Supernatural

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Demian: A- | 2023 USERS: B+
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The Hardy Boys in the Garden of Good and Evil

Garden Of Eden, Missouri Division. Aftermath. And long story short, Zachariah's version of Lucifer In Sam In A Polyester Televangelist Leisure Suit With Matching Grandpa Loafers barfs up a justification for his fall that's pretty much lifted from Paradise Lost, if I'm remembering it correctly, which I probably am not. The good thing is, Zachariah's version of Lucifer In Sam In A Polyester Televangelist Leisure Suit With Matching Grandpa Loafers looks really hot doing it. The clever thing is, Zachariah's version of Lucifer In Sam In A Polyester Televangelist Leisure Suit With Matching Grandpa Loafers takes a moment during all the speechification to admire a red rose, 'cause, you know, apples and such. Of note is the fact that Present Dean, once Zachariah's version of Lucifer In Sam In Leisure Suit With Loafers gets done with the talking, calls his adversary "an ugly, evil, belly-to-the-ground supernatural piece of crap," which ties in nicely with the whole Book Three thing they've got going on during this scene. And that's pretty much it, save for the very end of the scene, wherein Dashing El Deano warns Zachariah's version of Lucifer In Sam In Leisure Suit With Loafers to kill him now, elsewise he "will find a way to kill" Satan, and he won't stop until he's done so. Zachariah's version of Lucifer In Sam In Leisure Suit With Loafers knows that Dean won't stop, but he also knows a few other things, as well: "I know you won't say yes to Michael, either, and I know you won't kill Sam. Whatever you do, you will always end up here. Whatever choices you make, whatever details you alter, we will always end up here." And as A Single, Perfect Manly Tear escapes Dean's left eye to run down his cheek Zachariah's version of Lucifer In Sam In Leisure Suit With Loafers smiles and concludes, "I win, so...I win. See you in five years, Dean." Lightning crashes, and in a blink of Dean's eye, Zachariah's version of Lucifer In Sam In Leisure Suit With Loafers is gone. Dean spins around to fumble for an exit, only to find Zachariah blocking his path -- almost as if on cue -- to zap Dashing El Deano into the METAL TEETH CHOMP!, and we enter the episode's final commercial break still wondering how in the hell Jensen Ackles managed to train his tears to release themselves one perfect manly drop at a time, because God knows Jared Padalecki's prone to dissolving into a snot-streaked, slobbering mess, and he could use a few words of advice from his elder co-star.

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