Finally, over at the cemetery, Our Intrepid Heroes desecrate a grave! "Whee!" This development pleases us equally, friend of friends. "Indeed!" I can't remember the last time we had a good, old-fashioned grave desecration on this damned show. "It was two weeks ago!" Raoul, I believe you should take another look at that hypertext link you so helpfully provided. "Why?!" Because I specifically said "a good, old-fashioned grave desecration," and that one was neither. "Oh! My apologies, I'm sure!" Not to fret, my lizardly companion. "Okay!" So, long story short, they locate Drag-Queen Raoul's grave -- she'd offed herself by the tender age of thirty, by the way -- and in short order have thoroughly desecrated the thing, much to the horror of Blubber and The Brain, who have yet to realize the game ended for everyone involved about five scenes ago. Just as Dean reaches down to wrestle with the surprisingly well preserved coffin lid, and ill wind kicks up around Our Intrepid Heroes and their guests, but let's ignore that bit of foreboding so we might sit back and enjoy...Drag-Queen Raoul kicking Sam's ass! "VIOLENCE!" bays Actual Raoul, writhing about atop his overstuffed armchair as his onscreen drag queen counterpart backhands Our Intrepid Hero into a faraway set of headstones. Dean scrambles for the salt and the lighter fluid while Blubber and The Brain attempt to beat a hasty retreat. Unfortunately, The Brain hits a molehill, or something, and he goes down like a French prizefighter, much to Blubber's dismay. Also unfortunately, they just ruined The Great Reveal at the end of the episode at this point, because Blubber screams, "Baaaaaaaaaaarnes!" before hustling his obese ass over to his companion in LARPing's aid. "I knew it!" Raoul exults. "They made you the fat one! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Oh, this is going to be unbearable. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" That's right, you dizzy lizard -- get it all out of your system now. "Thanks! I will! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Yeesh. Anyway, yeah, word got out a couple of months ago that they were casting "Demian" and "Barnes" for this episode, and here they are. The Kripkeeper's been, as I presume you can tell, rather coy with the characters' names up until this point, and I believe the intent was to keep those names a secret until the very end of tonight's installment, but unfortunately for The Kripkeeper's intent, this shout of Blubber's somehow made it through the editing process into the final cut of the episode, so there you go. "The fat one! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Are you done? "Why, yes! I believe I am!" Then I might continue with the recap? "Please do!" Excellent.
Episode Report CardDemian: A- | 2390 USERS: B+
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