Anna, with barely a second to spare, now wheels around to throw the suddenly appearing El Deano into a one-handed choke hold, and I'll be damned if I know how he, Sam, and Mary figured out where John would be given that Caller ID won't be available for another ten goddamned years, but whatever, because they're at the garage now, and Dean -- forever with the smart-assed remarks -- manages to gasp, "Wish I could say it was good to see you!" right before Anna tosses Jensen Ackles's stunt double through a window. "Look at his veiny grandpa hands!" shrieks Raoul, and darling, sweetheart, honeybunch: Please. I'd like to make it to the end of this action sequence before my fiftieth birthday. "Okay!" So, no sooner has Dean hit the ground outside, however, when Unburnt Mary retrieves The Angel-Smiting Scimitar from where it fell when Grandpa Hands dropped it, and Unburnt Mary displays some of her mad-fancy scimitar-handling skillz until Anna just shoots her in the head. "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!" Kidding! "Rats!" Yeah, Anna actually just throws Mary through a windshield. "VIOLENCE!" Unfortunately, Anna then proceeds to take approximately three thousand years to stalk her way over to the car Mary landed on so that by the time she actually makes it, Mary's died of old age and long ago crumbled into dust. "Are you making a mockery of this charming little Thursday-evening divertissement again, or do this beguilingly becoiffed young lady and her shockingly outrÃ© peasant blouse actually age and decay before our very eyes?!" I am making a mockery of this charming little Thursday-evening divertissement. "Drat!" Yep, actually, Mary just reaches for a handy crowbar and jams it into Anna's chest! "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!" And then? Anna slowly removes the guts-encrusted thing from that sucking chest wound she's now sporting and blithely remarks, "Sorry! It's not that easy to kill an angel." "EEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Fortunately for Unburnt Mary, Super-Smart Sammy's tippy-toed into a far corner of the garage while Anna was otherwise engaged, and has smeared an impressively large Angel-B-Gon sigil onto the wall. Super-Smart Sammy smacks his mighty mitt onto the center of the gruesome thing, and Anna blasts backwards in a gout of terrible white light, temporarily banished from the rapidly deteriorating situation just as Alarmingly Attractive John rouses himself from his swoon to shoot Unburnt Mary A Look Fraught With Significant Amounts Of WTF?!? Unburnt Mary and her French-flip curls droop with dismay directly into the METAL TEETH CHOMP!
Episode Report CardDemian: A- | 1796 USERS: B
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