Supernatural

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The Hardy Boys Go Back To The Future. Again.

Out in the kitchen, Pre-Sucky John's answered the phone, and it's his boss, "Mr. Woodson," calling to tell Pre-Sucky John that he's been fired. Pre-Sucky John pleads for reinstatement, and the camera cuts over the garage, where it pans past a corpse's denim-clad legs before landing on...Terminator Anna, pulling an Arnie by mimicking Dead Woodson's voice! DUN! Pre-Sucky John agrees to meet his supposed boss down at the garage in ten minutes to discuss his future employment, and from there, we head back to...

...the living room, where Unburnt Mary and her Hedwig hairdon't are once again ordering their unwanted houseguests to hit the road, pronto. Sam and Dean are thus forced to level with her, and they tell her who Anna is and what she intends to do, though they continue to withhold certain relevant information regarding Anna's motivation. Unburnt Mary's initially unimpressed with their explanation for, as you'll recall, no one in the world of this show believed in angels until Thursday, September 18, 2008, but something in Dean's manner convinces her he's telling the truth for once in his miserable, wretched, and horribly misbegotten life. "Where do we go?" she whimpers, suddenly despairing. "What do I tell [my alarmingly attractive husband]?" Dean starts to babble something by way of response, but halts himself when he realizes they haven't heard a peep from his soon-to-be father in several very long minutes. The three hustle into the kitchen, where they find the following note scrawled onto the telephone's pad: "BACK IN 15 J." Uh oh.

"Mr. Woodson?" Pre-Sucky And Alarmingly Attractive John calls out as he makes his way through the gloom of the apparently deserted auto body repair shop. "You still here?" Alarmingly Attractive Pre-Sucky John works his way to the middle of the shop floor, where he flicks on the lights to discover... "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!" For yes, gentle reader, Dead Woodson's sprawled across the oil-stained concrete with two gaping, bloody holes where his eyes should be, because Anna The Avenger's apparently seared those eyes right out of his skull! "EEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Alarmingly Attractive John gasps and spins to call for help, but Anna's right there behind him, and she snatches him up with one hand by his jacket's lapel to hurl his alarmingly attractive ass across the room into a set of shelves. "VIOLENCE!" John's dazed, but Anna's even groggier for some reason -- presumably because her mysteriously reconstituted human body reacted just as badly to time travel as Castiel's did -- and her wobbly, delayed reaction time is enough to allow John to scramble to his feet, grab for a tire iron, and whack her smack in the teeth! "VIOLENCE! WANTON ACTS OF UNREPENTANT AUTOMOTIVE-RELATED VIOLENCE AND GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!" For whatever reason, despite her earlier shakiness, Anna's recovery time is lightning-quick, and the next thing John knows, he's hurtling end-over-end through the air across a decrepit Chevrolet to the far side of the garage, where he finally crashes to the floor, unconscious. "EEEEEEEEEEEE!"

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