Vermont. Dean hikes up the front porch of a wood-frame house that's seen better days and rings the bell. He then pounds on the front door until a remote-operated security camera mounted high above one of the windows buzzes over to focus in his direction, after which a grumpy-sounding gentleman demands, "WHAT?" through the intercom. Dean introduces himself and explains the purpose of his unannounced visit, and he gets absolutely nowhere with gruff Rufus until gruff Rufus slams open the door to give Li'l Stumpy a piece of his aggravated mind, and Rufus is actually that beloved star of stage and screen, Mister Steven Williams! Many of you will recognize him from such hits as 21 Jump Street, The X Files, and Arli$$, but I know him best as Trooper Mount from The Blues Brothers, and if you're about to complain that you're too young to have seen that movie, you're banned. Now, where was I? Oh, yes: Steven Williams gives Li'l Stumpy a piece of his aggravated mind until Sly El Deano produces that bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue Bobby'd instructed him to carry, and the next thing we know...

...The two are comfortably ensconced in Rufus's tatty dining-room-cum-office, where they've already managed to polish off half the bottle. They easily and boozily chit-chat with one another until Dean finally gets down to business: Where the fuck is the posh annoyance, anyway? Unfortunately, Rufus seems determined to lay a couple of hard-earned life-lessons upon Our Intrepid Hero's tantalizing ass, and while the ensuing scene is delightful to watch thanks to the Mr. Williams's indelible performance of same, let's skip through to the major plot points, shall we? "Let's!" I knew I could count on you, friend of friends. "Any time at all, I'm sure!" So, long story short...