Back from the break, Sam hauls The Flayed Lady over to his rental, bleep-bleeps the doors, and slings her into the passenger seat, apologizing all the while for whatever additional pain he's causing her like the refreshingly polite young man he is. He races around to the other side and slides in behind the wheel, but before he gets a chance to peel off...Frankendoc's smashed one of his heavily reconstructed hands through the window! "VIOLENCE!" roars Raoul, for whom no episode would be complete without a bit of the old...well, I was going to insert the Clockwork Orange term for "violence" for what I assume will become obvious reasons, but my creaky memory has just reminded me said term was actually "ultra-violence," and that's of no fucking help to me at all, now is it? Thanks for nothing, Stanley Kubrick! So, Frankendoc smashes one of his heavily reconstructed hands through the window, snatches up a fistful of Darling Sammy's unruly mop, and starts banging Darling Sammy's face against the steering wheel. "DEATH!" howls Raoul, instantly changing sides. "DEATH TO HIM WHO WOULD HARM THE FACE!" Sam manages to throw the SUV into reverse and back up, however, managing also to throw Frankendoc into the dirt as he does so. And then? Sam rams the car into drive and smears Frankendoc all over that wooded path! "VIOLENCE!" Raoul roars once more, feeling better about the whole violence thing now that Darling Sammy's the perpetrator instead of the victim. "WANTON ACTS OF UNREPENTANT VIOLENCE AND GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!" Unfortunately, the immortal Frankendoc just rises to his feet and fussily adjusts his broken neck like he's Meryl in Death Becomes Her, or something, so I'm thinking he's still a threat.
Episode Report CardDemian: B | 1609 USERS: B-
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