Lansing. Dapper Sam drops by Jimmy's Custom Auto Body & Repair to speak with the proprietor of the establishment himself, and long story short, it quickly becomes apparent that the shapeshifter posed as various men in the town in order to impregnate their wives, after which the thing bided its time until the children were six months old, at which point the shapeshifter resurfaced to slaughter the couples involved and steal away into the night with its progeny. "That's...! That's...! That's revolting!" If you want revolting, Raoul, just wait for what happens next. "EEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
This Week's Motel Room. The Fresh Infant -- who really is quite the adorable little thing, I have to admit -- cools his jets all by his lonesome while Dean enjoys some time with his bed's Magic Fingers. And then? SPLAT! "GOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!" Yep, The Fresh Infant apparently exploded right there in his crib, for the wall above is now coated with drippy bits of baby hide and blood. "GOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!" I told you this episode was about to get exciting again. "GOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!" Dean's absolutely horrified until he hears The Fresh Infant squalling, and he warily approaches the crib just as Dapper Sam rings in from Lansing with the latest. "I talked to the father -- he checks out," Sam babbles, "but the baby? I think the shapeshifter is his dad!" Dean's all, "Ya think?" for he's by now reached the crib to discover that The Fresh Infant spontaneously molted from the six-month-old Caucasian they've been lugging around for the last twenty-four hours to a six-month-old African-American who bears suspicious resemblance to the baby model on a nearby box of diapers. D'OH! Dean stands there, slackjawed, with The New And Improved Fresh Infant oozing shapeshifter goo all over the carpeting until the METAL TEETH CHOMP! drags both of them into the next commercial break.
A little while later, Dean's still trying to comfort The New And Improved Fresh Infant when the manager starts a-knocking on the motel room door to complain about the noise. Well, "manager," because we all know damn well it's the shapeshifter, come to snatch The New And Improved Fresh Infant away from Our Intrepid Hero, but whatever. The shapeshifter eventually picks the door's lock and, still in deputy form, advances into the room with its sidearm drawn, but Dean gets the jump on the thing, and manly tussling ensues, with The New And Improved Fresh Infant screaming all the while in the background. The shapeshifter quickly gets the better of Dean, and things are looking mighty grim, indeed, when Dapper Sam suddenly pops up from out of nowhere to aerate the shapeshifter's torso with his automatic. "VIOLENCE!" "There goes our deposit," Dean deadpans as a pool of blood slowly spreads across the carpeting from the massive hole Dapper Sam just blew through the monster's chest. "GOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!" This is turning out to be a pretty good episode for you, isn't it, Raoul? "It is, indeed! Whee!"













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