"Flagon?!" Why, of course, friend of friends, though you were so quiet during these last few paragraphs, I almost forgot you were here. "My apologies, I'm sure! But I was simply far too enthralled by that absolutely cadaverous Horseman-type gentleman's performance to speak!" It's nice to enjoy an episode again, isn't it? "It is indeed!" Okay, how about you go whip us up some cocktails while I deal with next week's promo? "My pleasure!"
Next week: Season finale, bitches! The network's been scanty with the details, but we do know it involves Sam talking to himself in a mirror for about six hours, so that's sure to be gruesome. See you then! "Kisses! Anticipatory season-finale kisses to all my pretties!"
Demian really wants a stuffed spinach pizza from Giordano's right now. Raoul is mixing cocktails while listening to Carmen Miranda for some bizarre reason. "¡Ay yi, ay yi! Oh, Carmen!" You may reach the former at email@example.com. The latter is an imaginary gay dragon quite thankfully nearing the end of his house arrest on the Internet.
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