One quick cross-fade later, Bobby and Sheriff Jody emerge into the junkyard to find Special Agent Adams standing astride the Okami's now-empty grave. "You mind explaining this?" Special Agent Adams testily inquires. "You never had a septic tank explode on you?" the quick-thinking Bobby LIES. Deeply disturbed by the implications of Bobby's reply, Special Agent Adams checks the soles of his wingtips for errant fecal matter, and the next thing we know...
...Bobby's yelling at Rufus via his cell, ordering Rufus back to The Emporium, pronto, as "the Okami ain't dead." Unfortunately, Rufus is already "two states over," so Bobby's got to handle this one alone, and while one would think that would certainly merit yet another explosive utterance of Bobby's new favorite catchphrase, he dispenses with the mild expletives in favor of asking, "What was it feeding on when you found it?" "Single white females while they slept," Rufus responds. Bobby and the camera realize where all this is headed at pretty much the same time, and we leap over to...
...Marcy Manor, where the suddenly imperiled lady of the house obliviously putters about in her nightie, shutting various windows before retiring for the evening until...Bobby bursts through a locked door! "VIOLENCE!" Oh, come on -- he just kicked in a door, for Christ's sake. "VIOLENCE!" Okay, fine, but you'd best save that voice of yours for what's coming up. "Oooh! Is it especially gruesome?!" It is. "EEEEEEEEEEEEE!" God! Wait for it! "EEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Oy.
"Where's your bedroom?" Bobby yells. Marcy -- shocked and appalled by Bobby's intrusion, yet strangely excited at the same time -- points thataway, so Bobby tears off down the hallway with a sawed-off shotgun in his hands, and is soon ransacking Marcy's boudoir. Marcy totters in after him and would launch herself into a tirade regarding his beastly manners, I'm sure, were it not for that Okami thing now affixed to her ceiling. DUN! As Marcy screams, the Okami hurls itself onto Bobby's back and tosses him through the window. "VIOLENCE!" Marcy squeals her way back into the hall, slamming the door behind her to flee onto the front lawn for whatever dimwitted reason, so the Okami leaps through the shattered glass to smack Bobby up on the grass. "WANTON ACTS OF UNREPENTANT HAIRBALL-BELABORING VIOLENCE!" And here's where it really gets good. "EEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The Okami, snapping and snarling at Bobby's throat whenever it's not kicking his elderly ass, eventually flings Bobby against Marcy's industrial-sized woodchipper, and much to his surprise, when he inadvertently slams against the On button, the thing coughs and chugs and roars to life. "EEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Raoul's vibrating again. "EEEEEEEEEEEEE!" And for good reason, because there is now no way this fight ends without some seriously mutilated body parts. "EEEEEEEEEEEEE!" And while the Okami holds the upper hand through most of this decidedly one-sided battle, we all know that Bobby's not going to be the one diving into that woodchipper, and wouldn't you know it? The Okami makes one tiny tactical error late in the game, and Bobby's soon feeding that hungry hopper a heaping helping of head. "GOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!" And torso. "GOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!" And legs. "GLALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAHL!" Aw. Raoul's choking on his tongue again.













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