A little while later, it's Cobbler Interruptus for Beleaguered Bobby when Ill-Bred El Deano has the gall to call and blurt, "What's another way to kill a Lamia?" What follows is a very funny and very fast fifty-second bout of monster-killing slapstick that I'll never be able to do justice to in a recap, so do yourself a favor, acquire a copy of this episode, and watch it yourself. Do know, however, that by the end of it, Dean's managed to season and toast the never-seen Lamia in a now-ruined church rectory while Bobby entertains a couple of unexpected and unwelcome guests. Well, both of the guests are unexpected, but only one is unwelcome, because the first is Sioux City Sheriff Jody Mills, and the other is one of the actual, honest-to-God FBI agents who'd been chasing down Rufus.
Special Agent Adams asks if Bobby's seen "Rufus Turner, a.k.a. Luther Vandross, a.k.a. Ruben Studdard." HA! Bobby LIES that he hasn't, which Special Agent Adams knows is bullshit, because Special Agent Adams's colleagues saw Rufus pull into The Emporium with a dead Asian lady in the back of his pickup, and would Bobby mind terribly if Special Agent Adams took a look around the place? "You got a warrant, sonny?" Bobby pointedly challenges. "Do I need one, sir?" Special Agent Adams retorts, getting all up in Bobby's grille, and just when I fear fisticuffs are imminent, Sheriff Jody breaks the two apart, all, "Okay, fellas, put the rulers away and zip up." Nice one. Sheriff Jody assures Special Agent Adams that she has a long history with Bobby, and if he'd be so kind as to step outside for a moment, she herself will scope his place out and report on her findings, should there be any. Special Agent Adams gets this wholly inappropriate mischievous grin on his face and agrees, exiting through the front door. The instant he's gone, Bobby pisses, "Why'd you send him outside?" "'Cause I didn't think you'd want him in here!" Sheriff Jody shoots back. "I don't -- I've got a body in the basement!" "My point!" "Yeah, but I've got another body buried in the yard!" "Dammit!" Sheriff Jody peeks through the peephole, and Special Agent Adams is, of course, nowhere to be found. Bobby: "Balls!"