Back from the break, Dean and the by-now-recovered Bobby enter The Formerly Super-Awesome Panic Room Of No Longer Extant Super Awesomeness to find every single devil's trap in the place busted up in some way or another. They quickly and mistakenly come to the conclusion that Princess Embolism must somehow be responsible, so Dean skedaddles off to track down Sam and his petite zombie girlfriend to "murder the bitch" until Bobby reminds him, "[The Psychotic Antichrist] don't wanna be found, which means he'll be damn near impossible to find." "We'll see," Dean grumbles as he clomps up the stairs.
Somewhere...else, The Psychotic Antichrist in question perches on a hotel room sofa, anxiously gnawing away on his already-ruined manicure until someone knocks at the door, and it's Princess Embolism, and she gives him some sass about choosing "The Honeymoon Suite" for their foul assignation before pushing her way inside to reveal she knows nothing about anything -- which the audience has suspected since first she appeared during the season premiere -- so let's cut to the chase and get down to some corpse sucking already, shall we? "Let's!" Psychotic Sammy tosses Princess Embolism's corpse ass onto the Honeymoon Suite's king-sized bed, slices open her arm, and..."GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!" Yep, Princess Embolism's radial artery starts spewing blood all over the comforter, so Psychotic Sammy dives down to lap it all up, and this is just as ridiculous as it was the first time we saw it, so let's skip ahead back to...













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