So, Dean blathers something about thinking Secretly Evil Sammy was a monster until he realized that Secretly Evil Sammy was just acting like Dean, and he's all dead inside, and Bendy Lisa broke up with him, and he can never have a normal life, and Sucky John sucked, and blubbering, and boo-hoo, and SHUT UP, and wah. Apparently satisfied with his answer, Veritas next turns to Secretly Evil Sammy to ask if he's happy to be back on the road with his violently depressing wretch of a brother, or something like that. Secretly Evil Sammy offers her a response that basically boils down to "My violently depressing wretch of a brother is the most important person in the whole wide world to me, and that's the truth." "No, it's not!" she protests, calling him out on his LYING ways while rising to her feet, more than a little horrified at the remarkably broad-shouldered thing now littering her exquisite marble floor. "How are you doing that?" she howls. "That's not possible!" she hisses. "You're lying to me!" "I'm not!" Secretly Evil Sammy LIES. You know, again. "What are you?" she demands, before spinning on her heel to face Dean and scream, "What is he?" Dean just gapes, so it's up to Veritas to reach the obvious conclusion by herself. "You're not human!" she breathes, aghast. DUN!
Episode Report CardDemian: B- | 1539 USERS: B
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