Survivor

The Real Douche is Probst

Reunion - Sara M recaps as fifteen contestants get three seconds of screen time so that we may spend way too much time with Taj's husband and, of course, Douche, who is not the most hateful person in the room for once. That honor goes to Probst.

Weak

I Trust You But I Trust Me More - Sara M recaps as the eighteenth season comes to a slow but predictable end, with J.T.'s immunity run taking him to a Final Two against Stephen, whose strategic mind finally fails him when he needs it the most.

It is Finished

The Martyr Approach - Sara M recaps as Douche is finally voted out -- but not before having almost the entire episode devoted to him and his struggles against untruthful contestants, campfire smoke, and both his right and left spines.

Debbie Does Dumbass

The Ultimate Sacrifice - Sara M recaps as Debbie turns against Douche to save her own skin and fails miserably. Loved ones visit everyone except Douche, who gets a (now ex) employee to do non-sexual stretches with him instead.

Sierra A-Leone

They Both Went Bananas - Sara M recaps as Sierra makes the correct decision that no alliance is better than an alliance with Douche. On her way out, she proves to everyone that Douche and Debbie are scheming liars, while Douche and Debbie prove to us that they have serious short-term memory issues.

Erinn Go Bragh

It's Funny When People Cry - Sara M recaps as Sierra spends almost the entire episode begging not to go home while the Douche-named "warrior alliance" appears solid against her. Then they get taken down by Erinn.

Way to Go, Exile Alliance

The Biggest Fraud In The Game - Douche tells tales about his time kayaking in the Amazon and annoys his tribemates.

Average Joe

The Dragon Slayer - Sara M recaps as the tribes merge into one boring new super-tribe full of morons who plot and scheme only to skip Tribal Council when Joe's leg infection does more all season than Joe ever did and forces him out of the game.

Idol hands

One Of Those Coach Moments - Sara M recaps as Douche's selfish bean-burning behavior means nothing since Jalapeño loses all over the place and plays hide-and-go-seek with immunity idols both real and fake before voting Sydney out.

March Badness

The First Fifteen Days - Sara M recaps as March Madness forces Survivor to air a hastily put together recap episode full of never-before-seen footage, little of which is enlightening or entertaining.

Yul

Cook Islands Spoilers

Jonathan

Jeff Probst

Season 16: Fans vs. Favorites Spoilers

All-Stars in the Media

Ozzy

Survivor in the Media

Rob M.

13-11: "You're a Rat" 2006.11.30