Alicia and Colton are doing some nonsense task together and Colton brings up the fact that he trusts Monica but not Christina, so he's thinking they should get rid of Christina first. Why in the FUCK would Alicia agree to that? Right now, she has a majority. Why would she vote out one of her own alliance? She's going to laugh in his face, right? Alicia appears to consider it and then says no. Whew! Sanity prevails. Colton tries again, saying that they might be better off with Tarzan and Jonas, but Alicia says they're unstable and their tribe was crazy before. Alicia interviews that Colton's crazy and her goal is to keep the women on the tribe so that they have the majority after the merge. But then she adds that she wants to at least keep her name out of the mix so that if they do send a woman home, it will be Christina or Monica. Whuh? Where did that come from? It's like Colton has brainwashed her. She should tell him that if he can help them keep a majority going into the merge, she will make sure her alliance knows about it and won't vote him out right away. And also, he has an Immunity Idol, that THEY GAVE HIM, so he can use that when the women have to cannibalize themselves to buy some time. Sigh. Oh, Alicia.

Jonas asks Colton what's up with Alicia. Colton says he's sticking with the guys. Jonas interviews that while the rest of them are busting their asses building the shelter, Colton is doing no work and kibitzing with the women. Jonas doesn't understand how Colton gets away with it. Because you let him? Because you do imbecilic things like agree to give up immunity as a tribe just because he says so and you're afraid to go against him? Because you won't make a move to vote him out? Colton assures Jonas that he's only pretending to be on the women's side, but they're going to vote out Christina. Jonas interviews that he doesn't know what to believe anymore, and that Colton might be running both tribes now.