Survivor
Survivor

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A Chicken's A Little Bit Smarter

Jeff asks about how everyone's going to vote. He asks Dave what the tribe needs to do with the vote, and Dave says to "trim the least productive people." Asked how he'll vote, Chicken says it will be the person who has done the least work. Jeff asks Eric whether that's a big factor for him, and Eric says work is important. Jeff asks Ashley about fitting in, and she lip-rings that she was sick, so at that point, she "technically" did the least work, but she doesn't think that should count. How does Chicken fit in? He says he doesn't, but he's not the one who's done the least work, and he doesn't think you pick bouncing the guy who doesn't fit in over someone who does no work. He thinks that if the team doesn't pull it together, they're going to see a lot more of Probst. And they're going to see a lot more of Ashley if she doesn't have something else to wear, but...whatever.

Frosti votes. (Hee, "Frosti." Hey, I'll get over it.) Ashley votes for Peih-Gee, on the basis that Dave is already the leader. Hey, dummy, that is not a reason. Eric votes. Sherea votes. Chicken votes for Ashley, saying, "Wrong time, wrong life." Jaime votes. (I think. Jaime?) Dave votes. Peih-Gee votes for Chicken, telling him he's "lived up to [his] name" by refusing to "step up." I'm sure he's never heard that one before. The votes break like this: one for Peih-Gee, two for Ashley, and four (that we see) for Chicken. So that's all the Chicken you're getting for now. When Jeff reads the fourth and killing vote, Chicken yells "DAMN!" so loudly that he kind of scares people, including Ashley the WRESTLER, who's so scared that she jumps about a mile. I'm sure that was a proud moment for the WWE. Chicken walks off, and Jeff tells the rest of the tribe that they will get to take their torches back and have fire, so apparently, the show has grown bored with dehydration plotlines.

In his farewell, Chicken says he was surprised, and his tribe is stupid and will never work together. You will rue the day you went vegetarian, Zhan Hu!

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