MONDO EXTRAS

Shawna sat out the fish-clubbing challenge on Day 12 while the men "fished their way to immunity" and prevailed, sending the women to Tribal Council. Even though Shawna's Coke withdrawal made her weak, the alliance planned to "keep her trapped in the Amazon" as part of Deena's master plan for world domination. While Deena claimed to feel compassion for Shawna, they had an agreement, and she doesn't want Shawna's Coke habit dragging her down, too. Deena instead focuses on Joanna -- the most "physical" member of the tribe. She tells us that Joanna has too much power and too much force. In other words, Deena can't boss her around. Not to mention she's nutso. Deena camera-talks, "Shawna, guess what: you're not in charge here. It's about the core alliance. Suck it up, baby. 'Cause you're along for the ride." So Joanna got voted out instead of the Coke-swilling Shawna, while Jeanne was mad and teary-eyed. In her post-boot interview, Joanna claims that she didn't expect to be voted out so soon, but that she knew Deena would "come after [her]," because of her presence as a strong leader. She complains about the "nasty" water, and bitches that she was struggling with no help while "everybody's layin' out lookin' crazy." And crazy would best know how crazy looks. She tells us it's hot, she's hungry, and she's been playing the game by herself. And with God, of course.

The next morning, in new footage, Christy goes fishing by herself and learns that she is actually capable of catching something. Sounding shocked, she tells us that after doing so, she felt "kinda cool, you know?" As she explains that it felt good to provide food for the others, we see a shot of a poor fish laying on the ground with its little lips and little lungs attempting to breathe, and then another poor fish being swarmed by wasps. If I were a fish, I wouldn't watch this show. But then I'm a human, and I still occasionally watch Special Victims Unit.