The S2 paddle past the still-burning boat, while Alex voice-overs that he's just looking for an honest response. He says that the jury knows what answers they want to hear, and he just wants to know who's honest enough to say the truth. He wants the person to say, "I played the game. I came here to kick ass. I kicked ass, and that's all there was to it. You don't like it? You should've played better."
HeiDDi Pamela Andersons that tonight's choice will be very easy for her. Jenna is her "#1 Hero," and HeiDDi adores her. She uses finger quotes as she says that Matt has played the game based on his "honesty values," and camera-talks, "Sorry, Matt. It's just not workin' for you." There's a whole lot of HeiDDi that's not working for her, either.
Butch, looking strange without his facial hair, tells us that Matt contributed the most and did more for everyone in the tribe. He concludes, "And Matt would be the one more deserving than Jenna."
A spotted animal slinks into the water.
Deena preaches that they're dealing with two completely different personalities between Matt and Jenna: "the workhorse" and "the sex goddess." Both used their abilities to their advantage because, "Matt worked his way to the top; Jenna...played her way to the top."
Davey Rockett tells us it's amazing at Tribal Council to witness all the bull people throw out. A crocodile looks at the bull that's paddling by. Davey Rockett claims that it isn't friendship, honesty, or integrity that got Jenna and Matthew to the final two; it was other people pulling them along. His vote will be based on the answer to his question this evening. He wants them to think, and give an intelligent answer, and then see if "they start talkin' out of their ass again." Hee.
Shadow passes over the moon again as the S2 arrive at Tribal Council. Peachy has on the bright blue shirt. Yippee! The jury comes in accompanied by the groaning soundtrack. HeiDDi has her slut costume on again. Not that it's particularly distinguishable from her regular clothes. And why do I feel like if you put HeiDDi in a nun's costume she'd somehow manage to skank it up?
Peachy grins as he welcomes the S2 to their final Tribal Council. He congratulates them before explaining that, tonight, the game shifts. Jenna and Matthew either directly or indirectly had a hand in voting out the fourteen other people they started the game with, and tonight, they won't cast a vote, because blah blah the power shifts to the jury, blah blah seven people, blah blah hand in voting out, blah blah fate in their hands. Tonight's Tribal Council is the jury's last chance to gather the information they'll need to decide which one is the most deserving of the title and the million dollars. In a minute, Peachy says, Matthew and Jenna will have a chance to address the jury with their "opening statements," and as we go to commercial, he snits, "Think about what you're going to say."