As soon as Li'l Russell is out of earshot, Sandra stops pretending to be asleep and turns to Parvati. "He's so full of it," Parvati says. "He don't know what it's like to be up against two chicks," Sandra laughs. Fistbump! I love how Li'l Russell thinks he's striking fear into their hearts with his ominous words about what he'll say about them at Tribal Council, and they just think it's funny. And that's when Sandra sees that Li'l Russell walked away and left his hat behind. "I'm gonna burn his hat," she says. Parvati loves it and dares her to do it. They're both giggling. I think they might have had a little too much champagne in their mimosas. Sandra mutters something about Li'l Russell and his "bald-headed ass" having to go to Tribal Council and grabs the hat. As she approaches the fire, she asks Parvati if she'll tell on her. Parvati says no way. Not like that would stop Sandra anyway. She tosses the hat in the fire and calmly walks away. "That's how much game I got," she says. "HAHAHAHAHAHA!" says Parvati and me and the rest of us who hate what Li'l Russell and the producers who couldn't get enough of him did to this show for the last two seasons. Sandra isn't done yet, though! She interviews: "Russell is obnoxious. So I took his hat and I threw it in the fire. I don't care. He can take his bald-headed tail to Tribal Council, it'll be all right. He can wear his buff on his head. He has a big bald patch right here he doesn't want anybody to know about. But we've been here for 39 days, I've seen it a whoooooole ton of times. Screw it. That's payback for everything he's done to me in this game. I don't care." And as much as I love Sandra, I would probably criticize her for what she just did were it not for the fact that Li'l Russell did this exact same thing to Jaison's socks and called it "gameplay" and thought he was the greatest player this game had ever seen because of it. It is absolutely delicious to watch the tables get turned on him. I'll bet Jaison is watching this right now and starting, like, ten Sandra fan clubs on Facebook. If, that is, he actually watched Survivor. Which I don't think he does. I hope he'll make an exception for this clip, and save it on his phone so he can watch it over and over and over again wherever he goes.
Episode Report CardSara M: A- | 605 USERS: B-
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