The happy group paddles its way back to Moto, and you can almost see a thought bubble over each person's head. One shows a couch, one shows a bed, one shows coffee, one shows dishes...you get the idea. They pull up on the beach, whooping and hollering. Alex interviews thusly: "Thank God, after seven days of hell at Ravu [not SEVEN DAYS!], I get to eat rice, potatoes...a toothbrush, toothpaste, a shower...I'll probably get a turn at the bed tonight...finally! Finally, things are looking up!" That was genius, getting him to do that to himself. I can't understand how the camera guy didn't bust out laughing, though. Alex really should have suspected something when the camera guy was all, "STOP! Okay, all the cocky people need to stop here and do an interview before you go and have your first look at Moto. What? What's up? Uhhhh...nothing. Just stand here and talk about all the great stuff you think is there. I mean...all the great stuff that is there. Look, just stand there and talk, okay?"