Survivor
Survivor

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Miss Alli: B | 532 USERS: C+
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Sweet Johnny Blue-Eyes

Credits. If Flicka were Britney Spears, you could barely show these credits because of the shot of her jumping off the ship. I guess Britney would never conceal her legs like that.

Aitutonga, Day 31. Ozzy is retrieving fish, looking soaked and self-consciously "hot," as usual. I definitely would find him hotter if he didn't always look to me like he's posing for a "Men Of Reality Television" calendar. Becky and Parvati are chopping coconuts, meaning that Parvati is taking a whirl at actually doing something, for once. I guess that, as numbers dwindle and you know you're badly outnumbered and trying to cast blame on a blameless person, the pressure increases not just to be an enormous food and energy suck. Parvati sarcastically asks after "everyone's favorite person," and Becky says that Jonathan is out fishing, adding that he's "trying to make amends with Adam." What? Why? Oh, Jonathan. "Good luck," Parvati says bitterly, actually gloating that Jonathan will never make it up to Adam, which is...a little late in coming, as a mark of satisfaction. We cut away to a white bird sitting in a tree, and then you hear a scream, which makes it seem like the scream is coming from the bird. Pretty cool. But it turns out that the scream is coming from Parvati, who apparently lacked a camera on her at the time but has whapped her thumb with the machete, which is presumably what you get for having no experience doing any work with coconuts or anything else. "What do I do?" she asks. You can sort of tell that "Boxer" isn't an occupation that suggests that she has ever broken a nail for any reason. (I met Billy of Candice/Billy at the TARcon this weekend, and he reports that Parvati's style of boxing is of what he called the "I throw a punch and -- oops, I lost my top!" variety.) Becky and Sundra help her wrap it in a buff, but Sundra says that it "looks too deep," and that they need to have it looked at. "I feel like my finger's about to fall off," says Parvati. I wonder what that feels like, and how she knows. Becky interviews that Parvati hacked herself across the middle of the nail.

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