MONDO EXTRAS

We cut to some shots lifted from the intro to 90210 and a super-close up of Jerri saying, “I am a very kind, honest, straightforward, creative, artistic, vulnerable person,” followed immediately by Colby announcing, “Jerri is a bitch.” He thinks she’ll be laughing all the way to the bank, and so do a lot of other people, but I’m really not sure. Jerri tells us she was just “being [her]self” and “confronted people when they needed to be confronted.” She says she was the person people loved to hate, but she wanted to be liked. It saddened her to see how evil people can be, and she includes herself as one of the evildoers. When she returned to L.A., she was sad that she couldn’t call anyone to comfort her because they wouldn’t understand. She tells us it was the loneliest experience of her life. Jerri then says she’d been struggling for a while before Survivor and suffered from “bartender burn-out.” We see Jerri making drinks and cracking ice. We then cut to an acting clip of Jerri (looking very much like Stayfree Stillman), saying she doesn’t “wont” to change her mind. A montage of Jerri's “acting” follows, but mostly they’re just still shots and clips of her flouncing around on a stage in tight clothes. Jerri tells us that acting is her lifelong dream, and her dad used to ask her what she’d fall back on and she always said she wasn’t going to fall. I guess she didn’t anticipate Colby and the obstacle course challenge. She opens her one piece of supportive fan mail and says she is happy that some people understand her. I pause the VCR here and look very closely at the letter; it’s signed, “Love, Lamber and Mitchell.” Jerri claims that “they don’t all think I’m horrible.” She then tells us that the major post-Survivor difference in her life is that her appointment book is now full. She doesn’t say she’ll be doing the cackling on several Halloween sound-effect CDs. We then see Jerri going through scenes on The Young and the Restless; some guy snaps the clapboard and makes a crazy face. Jerri tells us that failure is her biggest fear; I’d make some crack here about that being funny because Jerri is my biggest fear, but that’s an awfully Kel thing to say.

Peachy tells us that, when we come back from commercial, we’ll visit with a guy who took “his whole town on an adventure.” This is followed by a clip of a little girl who’s very excited to have “a famous guy” on her shirt. We’ll also learn what the S16 really think of each other. But first, Talking Rudy Doll tells us that “them people hadda be pretty dumb to build their camp in a river bed.” He says they blamed the elements for their struggles, but he blames their “dumbness.” Talking Rudy Doll, people. He’ll be here all week.