Peachy then turns the discussion to what's clearly the most important thing: the hotties on the other tribe. Ryan thinks that each of the women has unique characteristics, while "some are physically unique." When it's all said and done, he claims, none of the women is worth a million dollars. Daniel pipes up, "I think Shawna's pretty damn hot." He skeeves me out in citing her "great body." It's like this guy has the emotional development of a twelve-year-old. Ryan makes a strange facial expression in response. Daniel adds that if Shawna didn't shower for three days, his opinion of her might change. So clearly it's good that she's been washing her underwear, so Daniel won't have to change his little-boy fantasy. Dave says that Shawna wore a ski mask, which he thought was "bad-ass." I didn't notice any ski mask, so I'm a bit confused. Despite Shawna's hotness in the ski mask, Dave swears by the saying, "the quarterback doesn't screw the cheerleader at halftime." The quarterback might not, but the waterboy would if given the opportunity. Alex also agrees that Shawna is a hottie, as does Rob, who adds that he thinks Heidi is the hottest. Ryan raises his hand to add, "He loves that girl!" while Rob thinks that "love" is a strong word considering they've never even spoken to each other. Peachy points out that they've spent a lot of time trash-talking the girls' tribe and got their asses kicked, but in the end it's still all about "I wanna hook up." He concludes with the ominous "That's why you guys could be in serious trouble."
Episode Report CardJoanna: B | 932 USERS: C+
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