Survivor
Survivor

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A Bunch of Idiots

Colton and Monica are up. Colton gets his coconut through a hole. Monica takes aim and her team tells her to aim lower. She adjusts her trajectory and lets the coconut fly... and it hits the last target. The women win! They do a celebratory dance. Tarzan yells that winning the last three challenges was just luck, because he's a dried up bitter old man who can't hear. Now the women have a choice to make, so they discuss what to do. They know they have to choose the tarp, so Monica retrieves it. After the women leave, Probst tells the men that this is looking like "a very competitive game" instead of a blowout. Note that he doesn't lecture the men or mansplain to them what they need to do in order to turn things around, or chastise them for not having a clear leader or whatever bullshit he usually throws around when the women lose a challenge.

The women return to their camp and put a hand in for a Solani cheer. I think they need to work on that move. It was kind of pathetic. Sabrina interviews that "Tarzan with his crusty ass" was talking about luck, and she was like, "Luck these." I love her. Meanwhile, at the men's camp, the men are talking about how their win was a fluke and they didn't have enough time to learn the game. Bill points out that the women didn't have time either. Jonas justifies it by saying that he'd rather be up one in numbers than have two tarps. Keep that in mind. Bill interviews that their thoughts on the women being a weaker tribe are "out the window." Last week he said that the One World thing was out the window. He likes to throw things out the window. Someone should introduce him to the word defenestration, just so he could mix things up a bit.

Bill and Leif are having a chat on the beach, talking about how it was a tough challenge and whatnot. Leif says he'd really like to find an idol, and Bill says that he would too. Of course, neither of them are actually looking for an idol, so they must not want to find one too badly. Leif casually says that he's glad he got the chance to talk to Bill and he's glad they didn't vote him out last week when Colton wanted to do so. Bill looks up sharply. I still can't decide if Leif just slipped, or if that was intentional. I think he slipped because they were talking casually and Leif thought Bill already knew. Leif asks Bill not to tell anyone they were talking about this, and then just tells Bill that they went with Matt and now everyone likes Bill. Well, that's not exactly true. Bill is shocked to find out that he was so close to getting voted out, and he and Leif end things by agreeing to tell one another if they find an idol.

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