Survivor
Survivor

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Bye Bye, Billy

Jeff turns to Ozzy. "Have you noticed anything between Candice and Billy?" he asks. Ozzy laughs indulgently (big of him) and says that he hasn't noticed anything, but of course, he wasn't looking. Asked for his opinion of Bildice, J.P. says, "Look, I'm sorry, but from the beginning, he was sketchy. Just shady." What does that have to do with the question? WHAT OF BILDICE? J.P. says a lot of nothing when "I don't know what he's talking about" would have sufficed. Jeff asks Cristina whether it's all just a little unreal. "I think anything's possible in life," she says gently. "But I feel very leery for Billy." Jeff calls Cristina out on having some kind of "soft spot" for the big guy. "I just don't want him to get hurt," she says, instantly focusing on the one thing about this that is sort of significant on a human level, assuming he's not full of shit. "I just hate when people get taken advantage of," she says. "I just am not into the dishonesty and the backstabbing. I just really...taking care of him, that's just looking out for his best interests." That was a weirdly muddled answer combining topics that have nothing to do with each other. I think she's spent too much time around people who write up reports using the word "indicated" instead of "said."

So now, it's time to vote. Ozzy votes. J.P. votes. "If I can't trust you now, I won't be able to trust you later on in the game," he says. Whatever, meathead. Cristina votes. Billy votes for Ozzy. "The only reason I'm voting for you is because you are the best player in the Aitutaki tribe," he says. Cecilia votes. Jeff goes off to "tally." When he returns, he reads the first vote for Billy. Then Ozzy. Then Billy. Then...Billy is toast. He goes over to Jeff and gets snuffed. When he's gone, Jeff tells the tribe that work ethic and trust both came up -- they just handled work ethic, so now it's just trust. Shouldn't be a problem, considering what a big moment that was for togetherness and honesty.

In his farewell speech, Billy says that he thinks it's cool that the metal guy got bounced by a guy named Ozzy. Heh. He also says that he thinks he would have fit in better if there had been a heavy metal tribe. And...perhaps so, sir. Perhaps so.

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