Now, unsurprisingly, Twila turns to Chris. "Now, Chris, what are you thinking?" He tries to act all ha-ha-embarrassed, saying, "I'm just laying here, you know, in the hammock!" Now he's doing, "Ummm, porn? What porn? I don't know what you're talkin' about!" Twila, also smiling, says that she was listening, and found the conversation very interesting. "I'm hearing Eliza out; she's talking to me," Chris says, trying to close the conversation. Twila walks off. Chris interviews that there's a lot of "scrambling" going on, and that he's better positioned than any of the women. Well...maybe. Maybe not. Beware trying to be the swing vote, my dear. It can be very, very hazardous. And then he adds, "They're all women; how do you trust any of them?" Oh, shut up, Andy Ohio State Baseball Capp. He says that he is playing both sides, which he points out isn't exactly very difficult, since the two sides aren't talking to each other.













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