Probst moves onto James, but some ladies are still chattering amongst themselves over being called amoral bitches by Erik, so Probst shoots them his school-master "shush!" glare. We must have complete silence so that all attention may be focused on James, the powerful alpha male who did absolutely no strategizing and couldn't even help his team in the challenges that involved swimming. Shoot, James couldn't even win a challenge against Erik. Probst asks him, as the resident expert on dumb Survivor moves, which of the three guys made the dumbest move this season. James says that Ozzy and Jason were blind-sided, which is part of the game. "It happens," he says. As for Erik, he knew he was in danger, won immunity, and then gave it away. Probst asks for the word on the street in this matter and gets the audience's approval of James' assessment. And so, by the power vested in Probst, he now pronounces Erik the Dumbest Survivor Ever, and allows James to hand him his imaginary crown. It should look very nice atop those fluffy golden locks. Probst claims that three people were "forced" out of the game this season, although I only remember two. Apparently, Kathy's decision to quit counts as being forced to leave. Okay. We'll address that and the love affairzzz after the break.