So it turns out that not only is almost everyone on Espada crazy, but everyone on La Flor is, too! Hooray! Over at the old people tribe, Holly decides that the tribe's snail dinner is poisonous, and so she grabs the bucket of food and throws it away, thus royally pissing everyone off. She overhears Dan the Mafia Guy calling her crazy and decides the best course of action would be to steal his $1600 shoes, fill them with sand and put them in the water. Then she starts to feel bad about what she did, so, being remorseful and insane, she admits what she did to Dan (while stroking his knees) and apologizes sincerely. Look for him to retaliate by giving her a pair of cement shoes. Meanwhile, things aren't much better at La Flor, as Naonka loses a sock and decides that someone must have stolen it, so she just steals a pair from Jud (who the opening credits are now calling Fabio, which is amazing). When he dares to look at her, she gets way too defensive about it and is so unpleasant that Jud just lets her have the socks. Also, Naonka really, really hates Kelly B. for no other fact than that she's missing a leg. Charming!
Espada smartly decide to use the decent advantage the Medallion of Power gives them at the Reward/Immunity challenge and win it, while La Flor sits out Naonka, who thinks Kelly B. will show how bad at physical challenges she is and thus should be voted off. Kelly B. does very well in the challenge because, again, she's a freaking triathlete. Back at camp, Espada find an immunity idol clue in their fishing gear reward and are able to decipher it, thanks to one of the picture clues being of a "yardarm" and Jimmy T. being a fisherman who knows his boats. It is only Jill, though, who figures out the final clue (despite suffering from the imagined effects of snail poisoning, even!), which she then tells Marty, thus letting him find the idol and seemingly locking herself in an alliance with one of the few non-insane people on her tribe.
At La Flor, alliances are being set up for the vote. Shannon, Jud, Benry, Alina, Kelly B. and Chase are on one side, while Sash's all-minority alliance with Naonka and Brenda (which, really, might not be such a good idea, seeing as how the minorities are in the minority on the tribe) as well as Purple Kelly are on the other. Shannon seems to be all set, but then he decides his alliance should vote for Brenda, even knowing that Chase likes her. Chase struggles to choose between his alliances, and Alina overhears him discussing their alliance's plan to vote Brenda out -- with Brenda. She then tells Shannon about this, and so, at Tribal Council, Shannon decides to lay all of his cards out on the table. Unfortunately for him, those cards all say he's insane and a giant asshole, as he calls out Chase for being a liar and then says Sash is gay and New York is full of gay people. Jud tries to get Shannon to chill out and stop shooting himself and his alliance in the foot, but Shannon doesn't listen to him. And so, what was probably going to be a 5-5 tie between Shannon and Brenda becomes a 7-3 vote against him.
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A Wendy-less Espada returns to camp. Holly decides that she is now "on the outs" with her tribe since she made an alliance with the person they just voted off. Although this wouldn't have been a problem for her if she hadn't broadcast that fact. And I still don't think it's a problem for her even now. But she reminds them all of it once again by saying that her decision to vote Wendy out was "for the team" because she "really liked Wendy." "I would like to show these people that I can really kick their ass on Survivor," she says. Well, she's certainly going to show them that they should have voted her out instead of Wendy.
Jud's name has been changed to Fabio in the opening credits. That's amazing.
The next morning, Marty complains about how hard it is to sleep in their crappy shelter. Suddenly, Jimmy Johnson takes control of the tribe and assigns people to various tasks that will improve their shelter. Jimmy T. bristles at this, although I'm not exactly sure what he's objecting to, since he's impossible to understand. He says something about wanting to go fishing, but Tyrone cuts him off and tells him to let Jimmy Johnson finish speaking. "I amaffhjappghh," Jimmy T. says. "That's a great idea. That's a great idea," Tyrone responds with the greatest sarcastic look on his face. Tyrone may well be awesome. Jimmy T. complains in an interview that no one is listening to him. He wanders away from the group towards the beach to show his displeasure with Jimmy Johnson. Marty, on the other hand, claims that he's pleased to see Jimmy Johnson taking a leadership position because it just puts the heat on him and takes it off Marty.
Over at La Flor, Purple Kelly says she's never gone this long without showering or brushing her teeth. "I have," Jud says. No, I don't care what the opening credits call him. I'm not typing out "Fabio." NaOnka and Sash (again, also not his real name. We need to stop humoring these people and their stupid nicknames for themselves. You know that no one calls him "Sash" in real life) talk on the beach. "Sash" says he's feeling really good about the tribe and how strong their guys are, adding that NaOnka is strong, too. "Why does everybody think I'm strong?" she says. Um, because you're a PE teacher? Also, being considered strong is a good thing here. What is her problem? NaOnka interviews that she really likes Sash. Sash tells her that he's half-black and wants to try to form a "minority alliance." NaOnka readily agrees to this. They hope to get Brenda involved soon. Sash interviews that the minorities "have a bond that no one else can share." Okay, but how is Kelly B. not a minority? She doesn't have a leg. Or are we only talking about racial minorities? Are they excluding Kelly B. from their exclusive club? And if so, does that make Kelly B. a minority among the minorities?
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